गुरुवार, 13 जनवरी 2011

CHALENGE

Prove?.
2 / 10 = 2
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Engineers : Out of syllabus
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Management student : Question hi galat hai
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Medical student : it?sstrange yaar, ye kaise ho sakta hai?
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research scholar : it is very easy
TWO / TEN
=WO / EN
(W=23rd letter, O=15th letter, E=5th letter & N=14th letter)
=23+15 / 5+14
=38 / 19
=2
They never ask?..
Ans kya hai?
They only ask , ans . Kya lana hai.
That?s research(just joking).

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