If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
- If people from Poland are called \"Poles,\" why aren't people from Holland called, \"Holes\"?
- If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Phillip's Screwdriver?
- If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
- If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
- When someone asks you, \"A penny for your thoughts,\"
and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
- Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
- Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
- Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
- Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
- Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
- If horrific means to make horrible, doesn't terrific mean to make terrible?
- Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
- \"I am.\" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that \"I Do.\" is the longest sentence?
- Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as \"4's\"?
- Why is it that if someone tells you that there are
1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure
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